The fact that I am “not a vampire” and have to “go back to work tomorrow” is hitting pretty hard right about now.
salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you
some of you are acting like i hate salt and vinegar chips and i need to clarify: i do not hate them. old dutch baked salt & vinegar chips is my favourite flavour of chips and one time i ate two bags of them in two days and my tongue started bleeding. i love the goddamn things. but why did humanity make them. to what end. my tongue literally bled from eating them. the flavour of them is just acid and salt. their gimmick is pain. and yet……. Chips Good…….
I’m baaaaaack
Me when my dog does something bad and my whole family starts getting mad at him
What could a frog possibly have done to get scolded
You’d be surprised
send me a fruit
peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?
raspberry: favorite flower?
lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?
mango: what is your trademark?
passion fruit: how would you describe your style?
pineapple: sexual orientation?
strawberry: favorite desserts?
cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?
grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?
banana: favorite horror movies?
blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?
pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?
cantaloupe: what are your parents’ names?
guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?
tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?
plum: favorite clothing brands?
coconut: favorite perfume?
lychee: satin or lace?
blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?
apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?
kiwi: what’s something that fascinates you?
watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?
papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?
cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?
nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?
orange: do you have long eyelashes?
apricot: what do you do when you’re sad?
star fruit: favorite sea creature?
dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?
Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous
i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing
that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao
the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand
titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go
ankles: covered
snakes: up
titties: out
I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative
worst possible time to find out about your superpowers
Oh my GOD
HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS
Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD
did he win
DID HE WIN
For people who are confused, the springs of the board went lose causing it to catapult him forward.
God if this doesn’t remind me of waking up.
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”
accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’
accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”
typing “hte” instead of “the”
typing “laso” instead of “also”
typing “oaky” instead of “okay”
